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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Slingin Dick

The nonchalant, no fucks giving, demeanor portrayed by those who know they are in the wrong.
You see that dude run the red light, he just looked at me, slingin dick.

Yo, Alex rolled into the party two hours late, slingin dick with a thirty rack.

Dude, Tom came into work slingin dick yesterday. Obviously he was fired.
by Hellbound Harry June 2, 2015
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web slinger

when you're fucking your girl and about to cum, pull out and shoot it in your hand. Make the "spider-man" web slinging hand and fling it on the girls face (or ass, tits, whatever) while making the "pfffft" web slinging sound.
I pulled out, said "pffft" and gave her a web slinger right in the face!
by A.M.F.Y. March 13, 2008
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slaying the enderdragon

another word for masturbaing
im sorry im late i was up late last night slaying the enderdragon!
by pussyeater1232 April 22, 2014
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rock slinger

A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in hip-hop lyrics, etc.
"Yo. Hello. I be dat 'nigga'. 'Dey call me 'da Rock Slinga, cuz' I sell dat crack to all da bling-blingas."
by sux0r August 12, 2003
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dunkey sling

used to hold a donkeys dick.
he used a dunkey sling so the donkeys lil bellhead wouldnt drag the ground
by dunkeydick September 22, 2006
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pimp sling

a sling worn around the neck to hold up and maintain an extremely long and girthy penis.
dude, i got a new purple velvet pimp sling for my bro yesterday!
by zemsten January 11, 2008
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