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simmeth

- verb, (from oldarn english). 1. To accumulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. To buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. To make a really good deal.
("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

- noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")
Verb:("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

Noun:("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")
by Dave Potts...from Barry Stup January 4, 2004
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simpson edits

Bro these Simpson edits are helping me. Also xxxtentacion cured my depression
by Spermstealer March 2, 2019
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Simmed

Acting out your 13 year old murderous acts on a family of 5 to real people in your 20s
He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed!!!
by Radwashereinel1996 October 25, 2018
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Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
by NickYoung August 19, 2018
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ashlee simpson

a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in

b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner
jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?
by anti-conformist November 22, 2004
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Marge Simpson

Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking
If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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Simmed

Getting high to a point where one acts like a character from the popular Sims computer game.
Man: Yo you were so simmed last night
Man 2: I know i was ripppeeddd
by worddd sannnnn January 16, 2009
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