Shrimp brain

Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".

-Dude, where's your apartment?
-You asked me for the 6th time this week you shrimp brain.

by Phqu September 21, 2016

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

Shrimp or Fries

A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"

Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!

Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!

by Carlos Hathcock, USMC September 20, 2012

Mantis shrimp

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

mantis shrimp

actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.

guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!

by PatC September 22, 2005

Windy Shrimp

When a female breaks wind on a males genitalia.

That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!

by Wallop, Azzadude and Wings January 10, 2011

Crackhead shrimp

Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"

Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"

Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"

by Don vito June 23, 2017