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I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.
I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4
by ZSAGAX January 12, 2022
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Shredd

When you put someone down by doing something out of this world. Used Frequently in online gaming.
You own someone and immediately yell ''Shredd'' or ''Get Shredded!''
by xMagic vA April 13, 2011
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Shred

Shred (V.)
To cut, slice, chop or carve a path or line through snow, surf, skate park or any kind of trail. The term shred does NOT extend to sky diving, hang gliding, wing suit flying, or motor sports of any kind. Shred can also be used to discribe injuries inflicted while participating in an extreme sport.
Skier 1: Dude! I'm gonna send that cliff.

Skier 2: Shred it hard bro!

Biker 1: Wanna shred some trail today?

Biker 2: Can't, I need a new front disk, remember...

Surfer 1: High tide in an hour, wanna surf?

Surfer 2: let's shred some curl!

Skater: Dude I shredded my face on that quarter pipe!

Friend: I can tell...
by Proveyourpoint April 16, 2014
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Shredology

Shredology is quite simply the Study of Shredding, or as some people call it, MAD sk8 boarding skill.

Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples
Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.

The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character

Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.

The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert

The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.

IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor
by The Dark schedrrer February 21, 2009
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Shredneck

1. Wakeboarding with a dip in. Shredneck

2. Poppin wheelies on your tractor.

3. Wakeboarding in a trench, getting pulled by a truck.

4. Putting a slider in your grandpas pond on the farm.

5. Holding onto a moped to get speed to hit a kicker on a skateboard.

6. Using plumbers gloves for snowboarding gloves.
by Frank from Clemson February 8, 2010
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shredder

A back wood Illinois one fanged critter. Likes to shred beer, rip stick gears while tripping brodies. Its been seen attacking local school teachers. Pulling ponytail shredding cooter!
Me and the shredder shredded two 18 packs last night while tripping brodies.
by pdog21 November 5, 2011
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shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.
"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."
by got your nose May 26, 2020
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