If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019
Get the cough on the shoe mug.a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
by iGrim April 19, 2021
Get the baked shoes mug.wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by glittergunfairy May 5, 2022
Get the wonky shoes mug.When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022
Get the Eat the shoe mug.Shit man, I've been working all day, time to put my snooze shoes on.
Bro, I've have my snooze shoes on alllll day.
Insomniac- Where the fuck are my snooze shoes?
Bro, I've have my snooze shoes on alllll day.
Insomniac- Where the fuck are my snooze shoes?
by gotmysnoozeshoeson October 28, 2009
Get the Snooze Shoes mug.by 5-eyed red evil giant of doom May 19, 2010
Get the dancing shoes mug.one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.
by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005
Get the shoe face mug.