What the Shag

An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.

"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"

by Profanity Diction March 29, 2015

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

donkey shag

a word often used as a compliment to someone who you may find attractive and 'puts you in the mood'

he looks like a nice piece of donkey shag

by phoebe buckley June 2, 2008

shag stamp

Another term for 'love bite'.

"Dude, is that a shag stamp on your neck?!"

by risla January 11, 2009

dream-shag

A dream which involves shagging someone you were fairly sure you really didn't want to - e.g. your mother.

Man, I dream-shagged my sister last night! I wish I hadn't enjoyed it.

by hairypict October 27, 2009

Sympathy shag

When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.

Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."

by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010

Fag shag

A gay looking hair cut, in the case of a "fag shag" the hair is usualy several inches long.

wow, he has a serious fag shag.

by Lupe jiminez. January 13, 2008