April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

by Cheese-Fries April 1, 2009

Why So Serious?

When you climax on a girls face and rub your penis across her lips and cheeks in the shape of a smile. The lipstick and the sperm should mix together forming a joker like appearance. After this you take a look at your makeup art and ask her the question "Why So Serious?"

I was having sex with a girl last night. I finished her off with a Why So Serious?

by Preal January 19, 2009

Sermons

It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.

Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.

(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)

by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004

Seriops

A word widely used in on-line gaming communities, used frequently in mIRC and other forms of 'chat'. Originally it comes from the word 'serious'

"someone asked me to be there fart rag today mates"
"ARE YOU SERIOPS ? "

by BunnySS March 18, 2008

seriosity

the NOUN form of the word "serious"; the best word ever.

"I just fell, but in all seriosity, I love life."

by Andieeeeeeeeeeeee May 14, 2010

serious

looking nice....as in someone/something that would interest you.

Wow! Shorty is looking serious in those jeans.

by Adrianne March 24, 2004

Serious Jones

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

by Eric Ike September 4, 2008