Selfie

A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.

The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!

by RatchetTay November 9, 2014

Blue bitmoji selfie

Person who uses this bitmoji selfie is a stoner , a dealer or a weirdo. Or all of that.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.

Did you see that y/n has a Blue bitmoji selfie?
-Yeah, y/n is a typical stoner

by Lottalost June 24, 2020

Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

selfiegenic

A person who takes an inordinate amount of misleadingly attractive selfies; or one who thinks their selfies "came out great!" regardless of whether the pics they've taken of themselves actually look good.

I'm so tired of having to look at Pamela's effing selfies. She needs to stop. That chick thinks she's so selfiegenic. Fail.

by Duval Stebo October 30, 2013

selfiesta

When a group of friends pose close together for a "selfie".

Richard was having so much fun drinking and partying with his three best friends, he had them all pose with him for a selfiesta photo.

by CalmDragon May 17, 2014

selfie

A selfie is the definition of a loser and or loner who wants to add some self esteem to their list of reptiles, legos, and minecraft.

Also, a ratchet drunk girl's key to getting laid in a club.

Also, a little girl taking a pic of herself.

ALSO

IT IS A SELFIE (YOURSELF) IF YOU ARE TAKING IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT'S NOT A SELFIE!

1. My List That Proves I'm not cool
Minecraft
Legos
Magic
Lizards
Selfies

2. Nude selfie! Guys in the club come and get it!

3. We're at a play date! Let's take a selfie guys!

by Swaggy Shotgun October 21, 2014