swumpy

an article of clothing that is comfortable, but very ugly.

"This jacket is so swumpy, I'm not sure if I should buy it."

by pompompencil August 11, 2023

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023

Scummy Mommy

Nickname for a dumb whore who lies and cheats for reconigniton and is just overall a bitch on Earth

Friend: Hey man how's it going with your girl?
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch

by Error 420: Get Fucked January 15, 2024

Scumfy

Scumfy is short for scumfiable, used to describe being all snug & cosy in a location, ie bed/chair/beanbag

I was so scumfy in my bed i didn't wanna get up today

by Smoggycaroline* December 1, 2023

scrumpyducks

a cool ass democracy loving dude

person 1: hey dude how are you
person 2: scrumpyducks
person 1: im gay
person 3: shotguns

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy February 22, 2024

scummy bum

When your ass itches, and the only solution is to shower. Usually caused by poor hygiene.

John: My butt is itching, and I took a shower..

Jim: You’ve got a scummy bum man..

by Capt.Mick March 24, 2024