Scruffing

The act of a male or female, though often male, furiously masterbating as if it were a matter of life and death. This act is then often repeated throughout the day. This term is also used in slang as "Scruffin".

Where is Todd? He is probably in his room scruffing.

by Scruffington March 25, 2010

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005

scrotum scoffing

a attempt of fully inserting the scrotum (including testicles)in to ones mouth and ejactulating at the same time...

"scrotum scoffing is so fun when your mama does it"

by Bourkes May 15, 2005

Scruff

An act in which the KFL ( kids football league) messes you up. The hairy part of a woman’s foot.

I scruffed Isaac Inus’s ass up.

by Jemericoi Sepe February 19, 2022

back scuffle

british slang term for anal sex

"They're having a back scuffle in the room over there."

by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011