Scroting

(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.

Whilst in the act of scroting:

Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.

Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009

Scottish

Scottish, when referring to scottish ppl great! Im scottish and drink whiskey, dont eat haggis, LOVE men in kilts and pipers! CRy everytime sum1 mentions th film braveheart, say braw whenever i can, cant understand th broons and am extremely proud of my heritage! I embrace my steroetype! and if u wanna escape it whatever! I dunno any1 called jock or jimmy and we all hate gingers! see: minging

KILTS ROCK!

"check the braw scottish piper swigin the whiskey! "

by Cathy 13 September 21, 2005

Scottish Independence

A deviant sexual behavior whereby, while receiving fellatio and simultaneous massage of the scrotum, said recipient expels extended, audible flatulence. When performed successfully, the flatus resembles a harmonious musical drone, producing a scenario in which the fellating partner is reminded of playing the Scottish bagpipes, a symbol of independence.

Willing Fellator: So, do you want me to go down on you?

Flatulent Male: Of course!... as long as you don't mind a little Scottish independence.

by Junk Junk August 26, 2009

Scottishtani

A Scot of Pakistani descent

Omar there is a Scottishtani

by Big Scottishtani July 10, 2009

Scotting

Scotting: when you vigorously claim an ability, explain how you are very good at said ability, take bets on ability, until it is time to prove the ability. This is the point where the person is to busy (or other excuses) to prove ability.

"I can kick a soccer ball further than anyone! Any bets? Great we will do it." On day of event can’t find a place to change his shoes. He is scotting out.

by jmp99_99 August 13, 2014

scottish rage

A type of anger that is firey, explosive, and full of yelling, typically found in Scots.

I wouldn't piss her off if I were you. She's got some Scottish rage!

by mandythewombat January 17, 2016

Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour

Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.

by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017