Screw the Crew

Screw The Crew is when someone (usually a dirty old man) is in the situation of finding someone hot (or not) at work and inevitably drawn into having sex with them (usually with consent). This is often made worse by those in positions of power eg. 17 year old McDonalds night-shift manager who hits on the barely-legals working underneath them (sometimes literally working underneath them).

"You've heard of not shitting in your own nest? Well, my job-retaining policy is to not screw the crew."

"Oh Geoff, yeah, he definitely screws the crew. Saw him leaning up against that new girl the other day showing her his little French Fry. She was just as bad...all over him like hot mayonnaise...and just as rancid."

by OnlinePresence 6 November 20, 2018

chop and screw

to make something new and improved; to remix something such as a dj would

I'm totally going to chop and screw my sober-up snack by combining cream cheese with graham crackers.

by DJ Chachi January 17, 2009

chopped and screwed

when a hip hop or rap record is slowed down and mixed hence the word chopped(cut it slow down ) and screwed with mixed

swisha house makes good chopped and screwed records

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 27, 2017

Butley Screw

What a real band (SOD) calls Motley Crue.

SOD = Storm Troopers Of Death

by Speak English Or Die May 11, 2004

Kamikaze Screw

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.

I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.

by Oavio McCool April 11, 2010

Home Screwed

When your team loses an away game because the refs favor the home team by making some really bad (unfair) calls. (A takeoff on the term home-schooled.)

One guy: My team got home screwed by the refs at that away game.

Second guy: Yeah, those refs must have been related to the home team players or something.

by Spiderwoman85 February 28, 2010