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Schrödinger's Chad

The type of people to make an offensive comment, and then decide if they are joking or not by seeing the reactions of the people around him/her.
Chad: Hitler did literally nothing wrong, he was a hero!
Other people: What, you don't believe murdering 6 million Jews is wrong? Wtf is wrong with you!?
Schrödinger's Chad: OMG I was only joking, why can't anyone handle a joke these days smh
by pseudonym763564354314 July 5, 2017
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Schrödinger's Faggot

Also known as 4-Chan's Principle.

Based off of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Faggot is the law that determines if an encounter with a trap is gay or not. If you agree to have sexual relations with a trap, the encounter is only deemed to be gay after you are made aware the person is actually a man.
Bill: Fuck dude, a trap tricked me into letting them suck my dick.

Jack: When did Schrödinger's Faggot take into effect?

Bill: When they asked me to suck theirs.
by Nut_Zach August 21, 2018
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Schroedling

The act of taking a phone call when other people are waiting for you.
Are you schroedling me?
by mrglenna April 26, 2019
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Scroting

(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.
Whilst in the act of scroting:

Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.

Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009
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Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.
Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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Schrödinger's Cat

There was a scientist named Erwin Schrodinger who put a cat in a box and you can not see the cat so the cat is dead and alive for say. This is popular with the show the Big Bang Theory and they use the phrase to describe relationships between the group of friends.
Sheldon: Your relationship with Leonerd is like Schrödinger's Cat.

Penny: What?

Sheldon: Your relationship can be thought of as good and bad to find out you need to open the box.
by chunihan August 18, 2012
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schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.
-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
by POW POW POW September 1, 2012
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