Sartoed

To fuck up so badly at your job that everyone else refers to your work as having been "Sartoed".

"Sarto must have done this because this whole thing is Sartoed."
"Fuckin' A, Sartoed again!!"

by JohnnyWonnyTooToo November 3, 2011

sarted

fart when your sad ;(

oh now he sarted :(

by ayochingconhwallabinbong February 24, 2022

Scara

A genuinely nice and lovable person.

Scara is an incredible friend and just a good person. They are amazing to be around.

Scara is also really pretty/handsome, they make you feel comfortable and safe.

Person 1: My new friend is amazing!
Person 2: Yeah? Whats their name?
Person 1: Scara.
Person 2: Yeah that makes a lot of sense

by Conn8r September 18, 2022

Man Scar

When you cut yourself and get a scar that you really want to show off.

"Man, I put my hand into a thorn bush the other day, wanna see my sweet Man Scar?"

by RiderK January 2, 2009

jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube

12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "

by theberniking June 27, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.

"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."

by MelissaMagnificent August 29, 2016

Curry scar

A curry scar is when you obtain a scar or deep contusion on your penis from have someone bite your penis after you ejaculate in their mouth while they are giving you a blow job.

What is that mark on your dick, man?
Ah shit. that's my Curry scar!

by Anaris June 2, 2008