Sam

he’s just a fucking bitch and is gay

person 1: his name is sam
person 2: ugh he sounds annoying

by samisanannoyingperson October 22, 2019

Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.

Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face

by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019

Sam

Sam is hot, sweet, funny and all around a great guy. He is sexy and great in the bedroom and at pillow talk.

Girl: look over there at Sam, he is sooooo hot, like OMG.
Guy: I wish I were Sam.

by I love Sam October 3, 2017

sam

Name given to people who know little to no things about computers.

- Julia : Come on Peter, you know how to use the keyboard, don't do your sam.

by urban_guy_345 August 9, 2018

Sam

Sam is a kind, caring person who may lack in self confidence but has no negative affect on others. He is open to making friends and has been said to be quite funny. Sam is often considered smart but will never admit it as he does not like people to focus on him but more on them selves.

Sam

by Lllloooooollll November 2, 2019

Sam

Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.

Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*

by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018

Sam

A Sam is someone who is superior to Keira.

“Wow, Sam is way better than Keira!”

by NotSomeoneNamedSam January 31, 2022