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Chat roulette laid

Basically like getting laid, but over chatroulette.com. Its like computer sex, but with a camera.
Guy1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy2: Got chat roulette laid.
Guy1: Wow, loser. Trying getting laid in real life.
by Icemanrussian April 19, 2010
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Romulan

Dude, there's a Romulan in the median!
by Kang September 10, 2003
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Thai Roulette

An adaptation of Russian Roulette, designed to be safer and much more fun.

Requirements:

5 willing ladies.

1 Lady-boy (It's important that the lady-boy looks just as attractive as the 5 ladies to the uninformed observer).

2, 3 or 6 heterosexual male players (if using a different number of players, adjust the required number of ladies accordingly).

Any number of "non-players" to round up the necessary lady-boy and ladies; the players must not be told which one the lady-boy is.

Rules:

After a non-player has arranged the assortment of "ladies" in a random order, player 1 must walk up to one and perform or receive a sexual act (the act must be pre-aranged and performed by all players. It is up to the players to decide the act), followed by player 2 and so forth. Once a "lady" has been chosen by a player, they stand next to the player for the remainder of the game and are unable to be chosen by another player. After all the "ladies" have been paired up with players they start to remove their pants until the lady-boy is revealed. The player who chose the lady-boy must be ridiculed by his fellow players at every opportunity from then on for the rest of his life. Bonus points are awarded for presenting video evidence to the unlucky player's girlfriend/wife/mother/work colleagues etc.
Steve: "How was Thailand?"
Jim: "Great! Played Thai Roulette. Wanna see the video?"
Steve: "Yeah!"
Dave: "Nooooooooo!"
by Jim1984 December 19, 2006
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Penis Roulette

Having promiscuous, unprotected, sex with many sexual partners and either catching an STD or NOT catching an STD
(WIN or LOSE).
I fucked a bunch of bar-fly hooker hoes, bare-back, and did'nt catch nothin'. I won Penis Roulette!

Real Story: It's 1:45 AM. Last Call. I'm ordering my Corona Cerveza. Two feet away from the bar, the bar-fly hooker bitch, says, "Follow me." So...I did. I followed her into the Women's bathroom. Bent her over the toilet. Hit that shit and did'nt catch green dick. Never saw her again. (I won Penis Roulette bitch!!!
by Johan De Silencio March 31, 2008
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romulus

One of the founders of the greatest empire in the history of the world.
He killed his brother, the legend says.
by yankee May 19, 2005
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soda roulette

1) When you are at the vending machine and can't decide on a delicious carbonated beverage, push two or more buttons at the same time. Out comes a carbonated surprise.

2) After inserting money in the vending machine, have multiple people simultaneously push the button that corresponds to flavor of their choosing. Winner keeps the beverage. If you jump the gun, you must buy all other players their beverage of choice.
Soda roulette can also be used in place of rock paper scissors.
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot September 3, 2011
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Cock Roulette

A line of 5 guys and the person playing has to get on their knees and not suck the cock but move back and forth between the 5 jerkers ten times. Players lose when a jerker blows his load on his face.
Kevin got pretty unlucky that the 3rd jerker blew his load on the 1st go round of Cock Roulette
by Dong Feagles December 19, 2011
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