RANTIT

To be completely grotesque, hideous and/or repulsive enough to merit a double take.

"Damn, she/he had a RANTIT a** face"

by A.VALENTINO October 9, 2007

Molly Rant

A raging rant that is completely uncontrollable, usually having to do with price cuts, horrible business practices, or pointless lawsuits. From the podcast "Buzz Out Loud" were the word originated from Molly Wood after a rant about Apple's iPhone price cut.

Tom: "Calm down! The iPhone is just getting another price cut! Don't need to get into a molly rant!"

Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"

by Fluffy.the.Destroyer January 3, 2009

Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*

"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019

molly rant

Ranting about something for a very long time

that guy did a molly rant about the iphone

by saii October 19, 2007

bitch-rant

When a person uses the Internet as his bitch, accomplishing, either on purpose or by accident, one of the following:
1. People say, "Oh, we love you, (name goes here)" for any reason other than agreeing with something awesome the person says (i.e. giving pity props).
2. People say, "Wow, look at this (name goes here). He/she sure is one independent fella/chick. He/she sure is unique. Look at how obvious it is. I wish I could be more like him/her." Damn I hate that.

1. Post:'My friends all hate me, but I still hang with them, even though they're awful people, because I'm so great.'
Response: "Oh man, we love you Peabody."
2. Post: 'So, I'm sitting in my room listening to depressing death-rock when it hits me that I am the only person that ever felt this way ever, and even though it's a major burden on my soul, I can handle it because I'm JUST THAT COOL.'
Response: "Oh man, that Peabody really has it together. What an independent and innovative individual. I wish I was more like Peabody."

by A Leg Too Many November 9, 2004

rantpage

When someone goes off an a rant about (usually politics) anything that both irritates and bores the listeners almost right away, and tramples all over their opinions (like the video game Rampage), but doesn't notice or care.

"There goes Olaf again, on a rantpage. He always has to shove his opinions down everyone's throats and I think he likes it that he's being a dick."

"Yeah, it's probably the only time girls ever look at him."

by joefish625 January 17, 2013

Rantcreep

In dialogue, the phenomenon in which a person slowly begins to rant (speaking more and more passionately, for longer and longer periods without stopping, and on increasingly tangential subjects). Specifically, when said person does not intend to rant and does not realize that is what said person is doing.

Rantcreep is the internet's mildew; It's very hard to keep out.

by Sociotard October 18, 2008