Regressive Party

The Democratic Party of the United States especially has segregationist views on Conservatives and other right-wing groups.

The Regressive Party is the new Jim Crow.

by Mr. Robotron April 5, 2019

Kid Regret

The feeling you have after looking at your miserable, disrespectful teenager, and realize that if you had stuck to the original plan (abortion), you could be carelessly frolicking around Europe now instead of living in a constant state of stress caused by their personality.

When Kathryn got pulled over by the police for having her license plate coated with a film cover, she groaned when the officer handed her the ticket. But when her 16 year old kid started laughing like an idiot and said "well, he's right!" In the front of the cop, she started suffering from a serious bout of Kid Regret.

by Katacan February 1, 2014

infinite regress

Total sadness and remorse.

Yolanda gots infinite regress fo' slappin' Pearleen at Paw-Paws funerile.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

regressive

A person who don't believe progress means granting rights to dangerous minorities. A decent person.

Commie:God is regressive.

by rfdyt April 25, 2009

AB Regret

noun; the sensation felt after one indulges himself into a meal at Applebee's; sensations include dizziness, vomiting, extreme headaches, obesity, and explosive diarrhea.

"yo, shoob, wanna go mini-golfing?"
"nawh man, i can't, i feel sick and am suffering from ab regret.

by damnnnbabygirl July 11, 2009

Instant Regret

When you fart immediately after getting out of the shower, thereby negating its effects.

"Aww, man!" "What?" "I just got out of the shower, and i think that fart was wet... Instant Regret"

by ~Aesop~ October 8, 2009

Post-nut regret

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.

I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.

by HahaNut27 April 30, 2019