dude ranch

A random (unknown or less than acquaintance level) masculine-identifying person who is a little dumb/who you actively or passively do not respect.

This dude ranch on Grindr won't shut up about wanting to fuck me without a condom even though I explicitly said "barriers only" in my bio. Fuck that guy!

by goodwheat January 28, 2023

Back on the ranch!

A phrase used when a person says something stupid or out of place.

If you are talking about going to the club and someone says something like "my Playstation is hot" you would say "Back on the ranch"

by Eric O. Blake November 22, 2003

dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.

"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

jolly ranching

To wake up very early to take a five alarm shit.

Anthony went jolly ranching before going to make oatmeal cookies at work.

by 86highfives October 20, 2015

ranch on the side

The term used when you pull out o the anus and fire your load on your partner's arse

Last night I gave Amy "ranch on the side"

by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015

King Ranch, Texas

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!

My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Hidden Vaggie Ranch

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.

Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020