Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows

Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom

by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020

Girth quake

When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.

Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"

by Slidewayzz December 9, 2020

California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012

Quaker

A person playing Quake

Frank's a great quaker - he's got an FPM of 95!

by Abraxa August 29, 2003

Quange

A more polite word for nob

The man is a complete Quange

by DarrenC February 15, 2004

quacker

When one has to defecate but does not make it to the toilet in time and soils their pants.

Hey Eric remember that time you took a jump on your snowboard, with a a turtle-head, and shit yourself.- To pull a quacker.

by You wanted to fight me January 13, 2010

Quacker

Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.

Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.

Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.

Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!

Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.

by Vernon Livingstone December 13, 2012