Putin

America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.

Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Putin

An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

Hey mate what is the definition of Putin
It is An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

That makes sense

by #Save Ukraine March 2, 2022

putimeter or putimetro

meter in which you measure a girls "hoeness" .. comes from the word Puta which means hoe.. so its a hoemeter.

el putimetro de maria le dio tre vuelta cuando vio el dick de juan

by kc September 18, 2003

putik

a dark, mischievous and over zealous person who has a malicious intent to other person.

airnel is a putik person.

by astron November 8, 2007

afghani love potion

rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.

I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?

by HORNZ November 15, 2007

Putin

A literal cocksucker. The only thing he needs to be the modern hitler is to commit suicide in a bunker.

Zelensky: We will stop Putin's offensive

by Slava Ukraie March 2, 2022

morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni

I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.

by Tempestua March 30, 2005