procerity

prosperity despite uncertainty

A good investment will deliver procerity!

by Dr. Dad December 23, 2008

processising

The act of defining and documenting a process.

The business analyst was tasked with the job of processising the various steps required to deliver the product.

by Greg Theron December 9, 2008

procrasintatory

Some people think this word is used when people mean procrastinatory. But "some people" don't know how sitting in Gelman at 3:00 in the morning fries the brain.

These are little rays of procrasintatory sunshine.

by Antigone de la Gelman December 26, 2008

proceprosecute

A made up word that means to protect and prosecute which is very hard.

She proceprosecuted him in court.

by Alex ando0 November 30, 2009

Procrastafeasting

Similar to procrasturbating, procrastafeasting involves eating out of boredom or as a method of wasting time to avoid doing something you either dislike, or can't be bothered with. Common among students & the unemployed.

Sarah was going to tidy her room, but she found a packet of doritos and decided on procrastafeasting instead.

by Le Wolf June 3, 2010

procrapsinate

the act of holding in shit when you really have too.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.

guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks

by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010

Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.

Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.

by Sofer November 1, 2010