1.Having sex with a bass headstock while on her bed, while her mom watches.
2.A cordial cock slap to the face while playing bass.
2.A cordial cock slap to the face while playing bass.
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Get the The Peyton mug.a lazy guy with no game that tends to be a giant cockblock when all he wants to do is cuddle anyway and lie about the outcome
Man, I was about to take this girl upstairs last night, had John not been such a peyton and ruined it.
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A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.
Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
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Get the Peyton Manning mug.An athletic, hilarious, popular red head. Doesn't win hearts by being the loudest in the room, but by his low key, cool, smart personality. As loyal as ever! Will always be there, even after a relationship ends. Usually short, but doesn't require height to stand out. If you ever meet a Peyton, don't let him get away!
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