Pretties

essentially the equivalent to a woman's period.
used to describe when a guy is in a mass stress for no apparant reason.

BOY: argh! fuck's sake! my shoelace is undone!!
GIRL TO HER FRIEND: he's on his pretties.

by Amylase II June 10, 2008

pretentious

When someone double majors in English and Physics.

Austin is pretentious.

by whitegirl11111 January 4, 2017

Precious

Precious is a girl with a Big Juicy Ass. She is smart and Makes people Laugh When they are sad. She is very Sexy and can attract boys even if they have a girlfriend. She has nice skin and knows Fashion Very well. She would make a perfect girlfriend or fashion Designer. If you piss her off, they could get super mad at you and you could end up in the Oceon.

Girl: I would Love to have a best friend like Precious
Guy: I would Die to have a girlfriend like Precious

by JessicaLivesLivesLife December 5, 2018

pretentious illiterate

Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.

Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."

Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."

Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."

by The Ging May 10, 2010

precious

a precious is a young lad of about the age of 18 who loves wearing phillies hats and talks in high pitched voices. only surrounds himself by precious people and loves being precious to everyone he encounters.

Trevor is so precious !

by ficasaurous December 5, 2011

pretentious cock sucker

A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.

Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!

by rowdt rooo November 19, 2007

Precious Pixels Forum

A group of moronic girls (and a few imitation-girls) who have the IQ of a piece of furniture. They tend to blindly follow an Australian skank. The love to suck up, in more ways than one.

OMFG, PPF doesn't know sh*t.

by A Smart Person December 23, 2004