poof

to vanish or throw something

i'm going to poof you out the window

by bobtaco123 February 28, 2022

Poof

A genuine dickhead

That boy is a mad poof

by Ya boi angus December 2, 2018

Poof

An inhale of Marijuana smoke.

1) What a long day, can't wait to get home and take a Poof.
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.

3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof

by HeadStoner October 21, 2022

cracky poofs

super delicious cereal that makes you insane.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.

Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.

by Tberko05 May 15, 2022

Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

5 Poofs 2 Pianos

by Maaddaann November 15, 2010

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017