Natalie Pollard

A Psychopathic wife who's goal in life is to play nice and convince the spouse into marriage. Once this task has been accomplished she will then turn into a satan-sort of a human-being and forcefully remove your sexual organs and hands. she will then harvest these organs and only give them use during self pleasure in the form of masturbation. Once you can stand no more she will lock you and all your children in the frigid basement and torment you unitl you can stand no more. Finally she will take a nazi dagger and make an incision across your trachea causing extreme blood loss leading to death, which only brings furthe peasure to her. Once the spouse is deceased she will perform sexual experiments on the children such as attaching squirrel testicles and removing the human ones. once all her fun and games have been performed and she is satisfied with her demoness, she will then break a valve filled with fatal carbon monoxide gas, and watch the kids through a video camera as they suffer for their last breathe.

Natalie Pollard" im gonna cut your balls off"

by Jeffrey the shit Dahmer December 28, 2009

mr pollard

Big fucking strokes nonce

You see that nonce he’s a bit like mr pollard

by Nworb Mullac November 19, 2018

The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019

sticky nail polish

A type of nail polish that is sticky, and used to chase your bestie around the block, trying to smear it on her.

“Hey Sara, I am better at sticky nail polish than you”
“No you are not Elle”

by ChdujsghJa January 1, 2023

Polish milkshake

When a guy deficates in their partners mouth and their partner proceeds to give them a blowjob afterwards with the fecale matter still in their mouth.

Man, I sure am hungry. I could go for a good polish milkshake right now.

by Flickerstick182 January 7, 2017

stupid pills

The act of saying something so fundamentally wrong or erroneous that the other person believes you to be under the influence of stupid pills.

The phrase originated in the cult show Arrested Development.

"Arrested Development sucked"
"What, are you taking stupid pills? Come on"

by Anton LaVey Jr. December 18, 2012

normal pills

some shit that prevents yiu from heeicoming a miencfaft yotuuber and friends wirh a mntojer minecraft youtubermhamed named gegorgenorfound and faking and cheating in speedrun

normal pills
but the FUCK is

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021