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Ashton Pollard

A wild packrat that likes to go out and have a good time. She enjoys being fat every once in awhile and dragging around dustballs on a leash. She is funny as bawls, probably the cutest little thing you've ever seen. She likes to play SOCCER. She also likes cats, lots and lots of them. Some day she even plans to be a cat watcher. One of her favorite hobbies tends to be sucking massive dick. She spends about 1/3 of her lifetime doing so. She is very good in bed, especially with your dad. If your ever looking to get laid, just hit her up.
Damn, did you just see that Ashton Pollard?! She is smookkiinnn'!
by Lindsay O October 25, 2011
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Stripper Polling

The act of strattling an object, as if it were a stripper pole.
Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."
by NinjaOrangeTV August 23, 2011
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swiss polly

A drink consisting of 1 shot of white, 1 shot of spiced rum, 1/2 glass of green tea iced tea, and 1/2 glass of 7up. It tastes like a cream sickle, but with alcohol.
"Hey dude mix me up a swiss polly and let's party!"
by Theonespanish May 18, 2014
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Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."
by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015
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The Pollinator

A sex move (requires a minimum of 3 people), in which one man ejaculates and another man rubs the semen all over his penis and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another woman.
Stacy, Dan, and Ted tried the Pollinator 2 months ago and now Stacy is pregnant, but she isn't sure who the father is.
by stockroom October 27, 2016
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thot pollution

The pollution cause by thots via their actions on social media. This pollution can be waste from products or influx of people to an activity or place. That they have no real interest in it. Other than being seen doing it/with it /there . which can lead to the death of said places , markets or activity by influx of people to it then the abandonment of it .
friend 1 : want to go Joe grill (that place that been around for years ) .
friend 2: No. it got thot pollution the twitter thots . It pack all the time now with the fakes. That just sit and order take a slip or bite , trash it and leave . Just to get a pictures .
by NJN June 15, 2019
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