Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

Pity Moan

When in sex, you’re doing a bad job, your girl will give you a pity moan.

“My boyfriend didn’t reach last night so I had to give him a pity moan.”

by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010

pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.

Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.

by kirbbb November 21, 2015

Pity Party (the trio)

Pity Party releases their debut album “the after party” on nov 1st. they are also releasing lots of singles hear and there. the members are izzy, alexa, and joe.

did you hear Pity Party (the trio) ‘s

new album?

by crunch_ihateracheal123 October 3, 2023

tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons

And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.

by 🅰️ February 2, 2025

Pity daps

When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.

“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”

by LHRCJ September 14, 2023