Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

Tisquantum Physics

An advanced high-school/college class dealing with the more complex scientific theories of Native American culture.

Tisquantum Physics is a good subject to learn if you want to be come a learned medicine man.

by QuacksO May 10, 2018

H-Physicist

Man who studies h-energy and makes $1000000 a minute.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the H-Physicist?
Person 2: H-Physicist?
Person 1: The guy who works with h-energy.

by H-Physicist January 30, 2021

Balloon physics

The way that computer-generated graphics in some movies don't respect real physics, free fall too slowly, and bounce off each other unrealistically. Also, the flailing of a cheap mannequin standing in for a real stunt performer can be called balloon physics.

Did you know that Titanic avoided having balloon physics in the evacuation scene by rotoscoping real humans jumping from cranes?

by mousefactors April 27, 2022

Quantum physics

Some ant man type shit or smth

Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man

by Saul goodman 1234569 April 29, 2023

Freebird physics

When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.

Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!

"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"

by Ttess1 June 16, 2023

jama3et el physics w math HL

A group of misery-driven, caffeine-fueled, despondent individuals, who think highly of themselves and think everyone else is a caveman, and an unintellectual being who doesn't understand the world as it is. They think this way, as an escape mechanism from the miserable reality that they put themselves in.

You can see he's clearly suffering, he's from jama3et el physics w math HL.

by gregory for president January 18, 2023