Pringles 2.0

The revolution of pringles are here. Now with triple the salt!

Side effects:
Meme fever

Dysentery (1-5 days left to live on the oregon trail.)
Being voted out first in Survivor Saba.

Holy crap these pringles 2.0 lack salt fat and death. I'm still alive, is a statement that any good chip nowadays should not be said after eating them!

by DrChippy July 26, 2019

Pringle Buster

When you put a pringle on your face and have your girl BUST THAT SHIT

Jackson: “let me put that pringle right there on my face, perfect.”
Taylor: “and sitting on it in 3...2...1... PRINGLE BUSTER.”

by izzyizzy6969 August 13, 2019

Pringle

A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.

Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-

Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?

Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.

Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.

The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.

Johnny: Such pringles.

by EmotionalAnnie12 September 6, 2019

Pringled

Tingly pin pricks sensation of the extremities that happens, for example, after sleeping on your arm.

I woke up with my arm extremely pringled.

by Lykhant December 23, 2019

Pringle Poop Shoot

The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.

Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.

by dlovesd February 19, 2020

Pringles

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by aummi June 12, 2020

Pringle

When your single and you don't know what gender you want.

Pringles are just lonely people with no love life.

by Dani Lynn September 24, 2020