petty

When someone focuses on random, unreasonable problems, which consequently gets in the way of happiness for everyone involved.

She is so fucking petty. It upsets me that she cares about that crap, and as a result, that I have to do deal with that crap!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Petty

Sophia tester

You are a petty ass nigga

by Niggaper April 5, 2019

Petty Bitch Boy Maggot Rebound

Oh my god! What the fuck was I thinking when I got with Thad? Never get with a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.

That is a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.

by AriesLynn87 October 11, 2020

New Level Petty

Being extremely childish and making uncalled for statements

Eduardo was new level petty when he claimed it wasn't him in the picture

by Gotyoucaught June 30, 2016

Ushy Gushy Puthy

Having an ushy gushy puthy means your cat is very soft and cuddly and it doesn't bite at all

pissman- hey you have an ushy gushy puthy!
mcdonald sprite- excuse me?!
pissman- it means your cat is cute
Mcdonald spirte- wanna make out

by ilovehotmomz April 24, 2021

Petty

Giving your ex the keys to your car so he can drive you around , whilst having the picture of your brand new fuck boy ass nigga attached to it. Cool man hella cool then acting like its nothing lololol

Eva Patricia Rincon is Petty as shit

by Luislikessnow December 13, 2016

petty

an act of being a sandy infested vagina. one, who backs out of most obligations and agreements. also considered a "weakbody", or one who's body falls into the category of weak and/or obscure.

Bob- "Hey buddy! You wanna crunch it?"

Nate- "Sorry bromosexual, I gotta go buy lots of food, and save money, so I can have a nice wedding. And I cant go drinking with yall. I spend to much money."

Bob- "Awwww, dude come on. Don't pull a petty!"

Nate- "psht, psht, psht, psht...."

Bob- "You are such a petty"

by cajunass November 22, 2011