patoon

noun

A girls private part with extreme smelly fluids in it.

Joe: What smells horribly??

Linda: Ohhh sorry its my patoon because i didn't take a shower.

by Jesse Aguilar June 11, 2008

Patience

The correct terminology for a female modorater who oftenly procrastinates illegally about male members.

Are you going to do your job or are you going to 'patience' about flamey all day.

by Flamey8 February 14, 2008

Impatient Patient

I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting

I'm impatient patient about waiting on a response from her...does she wanna bang or what?

by wessidec April 8, 2011

tyler patton

a totaly sexy and badass he is great at sports and if ur his boyfreind your lucky and he has a huge dick

oh hes so tyler patton

by tlr patton August 30, 2011

potion seller

1. A person who sells potions.
2. An amazing and emotional video created through the use of Apple's photobooth.

1. The guy bought a potion from the sketchy looking potion seller.
2. Urban Dictionary forced me to write a definition on the term potion seller.

by ……..........………… September 13, 2016

Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 13, 2011

Patient

A way of referring to a person who may be showing simptoms, signs of being a simp.

A patient, like simp, is someone who puts themselves in a submissive position for coochie.

We hope to find a cure soon.

"Damn, Seb was being such a patient, he was displaying simptoms everywhere."

"Do you think it's best for the doctors to step in?"

by Dextrosity February 24, 2020