Cupids Tooth paste

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.

Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!

by Cam Brady October 10, 2011

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Pastroni

Making sense of pure humor, non-sense and awesomeness!

That shirt is so pastroni!

by It's Just Me, Ok? July 7, 2009

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Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.

I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today

by Daft guy May 31, 2012

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noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).

woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens

by bloblet October 14, 2008

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Ellen Pastorino

A mean, openly feminist psychology professor at the Osceola Valencia campus in FL. She puts femofascist propaganda in her exams and will sometimes take over another professor's class and completely change what is in the final at the last minute , screwing the students. She also often claims that 25% of all women in the US have, or will be raped.

Ellen Pastorino: 25 % of all females in America are raped.

Student: that statistic is impossible.

by codpiece thief September 5, 2009

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