Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

GD pants

Big Oversize pants that dont fit the person wearing them

Take them big ass GD pants off boa... them bitches loose asl around yo waist.

by HeBD March 10, 2019

rock the pants

the one who makes the decisions in a relationship, takes control. Usually the one with less to lose. Their decision is first and final.

Prince Royce: I've tried everything to catch up to your speed. You push me to the edge... Tonight I'm coming home late!!! I ROCK THE PANTS!!

by MexicanNinjaa97 December 8, 2011

Jammy pants

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted

Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants

by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

Laggy pants

Someone who is extremely laggy, having a poor and unreliable internet connection. See lag.
Once you are given the title of laggy pants you will keep it. Forever. And you will be blamed for everyone else's lags even if you're not the one who caused them. This applies to Xbox Live only.

ian anarchy is the original laggy pants.

by ian anarchy November 5, 2009

Pants Cat

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.

"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."

by smAsho March 9, 2014

awkward pants

1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.

2. Pants that fit awkwardly.

1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...

by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009