Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 30, 2024

Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢

“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies

by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022

drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond.”

by April 13, 2021

drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond”

by April 13, 2021

Pond Skimming

A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.

He bill you going to the pond skimming event this year? He’ll yeah! I’m in it!

by TommyS. November 26, 2018

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

noodlin in the corporate pond

To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.

Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.

by batht March 15, 2018