lazy gun

A good song by the band Jet.

Lazy gun messed up my television fun...

by catman January 13, 2005

lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 13, 2008

Lazy Earl

Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.


derived from a story, not based on an actual person

"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021

lazy cobra

The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.

Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!

by Lazy cobra 69 October 22, 2015

Caps lazy

The failure to capitalize letters in emails and letters due to the fact that you are used to your smart phone doing it for you.

I have become caps lazy when typing emails to my boss and is beginning to think that my use of syntax is that of someone from Arkansas.

by The Commish of Brookside January 7, 2016

Lazy pervert

Reaching out of passenger window and slapping a girl on the ass.

Lazy pervert That girl walking down the sidewalk

by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018