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Morning slime

The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.
Yeah man, that bed was awesome, it gave me crazy morning slime.
by Onnikus June 26, 2017
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Slime-ali

A term that refers to a decent hunk of salami that has unfortunately passed its time in the refridgerator and has accumulated a slime mold of some sort.
Daniel was about to make himself a scrumptious salami sandwich before bed, but he soon found out all that the only meat in the fridge was some slime-ali.
by Stevie Y July 1, 2005
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Panera Slime

The layer of grease and slime that covers you after a shift at Panera. This most commonly occurs when the employee is on the line, and can only be removed by a soapy shower.
Wow, this 10 hour shift has me covered in Panera slime
by Frustrated Employee April 29, 2014
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Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.
Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.
by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016
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Slime Dick

After sex when your dick is slimey from the condom and/or vagina.
Man, I just got some hole and now I got slime dick!
by slimexjay July 26, 2011
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King Slime

A boss in the game called "Terraria", Also used as a term when a guy uses something sticky as lube (Usually cum).
"I just gave my girl a King Slime last night!"
by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020
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Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.
We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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