i got your number

An expression to indicate that you're keenly aware of what's *really* going on, and that you're "onto" a person's true intentions, and have direct insight into their thinking.

Down Syndrome Jason: "Hey Katie, wanna hang out after school today?"

Katie "Um...I would love to but...um...I'm really busy today. Maybe some other time. OK? Sorry, buddy. Bye."

DS Jason: But...you said that the last time I asked...I see. I got your number.

by Jazzy Star December 19, 2021

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Argumentum Ad Numerum

Latin for "appeal to the people"
(If many believe so, it is so)

Argumentum Ad Numerum: the idea where something is true, because great numbers believe it. As in eat shit, twenty trillion flies cant be wrong! - Bill Maher

by sliickrick August 1, 2011

a number four

When two people are pooping and holding hands while doing so.

"Alex and I took a number four together in the woods last night"

by Agent86 March 16, 2009

the number twelve looks like you

A praticly unknown metal/Post hardcore/Experimental band from Bergen County, NJ. They got their name from an episode of Twilight Zone about a women who refuses to undergo an operation called transformation that must happen when someone turns 19. When she is forced into this procedure, she loses her identity. The members are Jesse, Jamie, Justin, John, Alex and Smoogs.

We drove all the way down to Orlando to see The Number Twelve Looks Like You.

by Sami ^____^ July 20, 2008

do numbers

"Doing Numbers" refers to when something sells alot of units or a respectable amount of units. Mostly used on forums to predict, celebrate or ridicule the performance of an album that just hit the market. In hiphop forums, arguments over successful/superior albums can sometimes result in comparing Soundscan/Hits Daily Double sales.

For an album to "do numbers", usually it needs to sell AT LEAST 100k in the first week, go #1 on the chards, and go GOLD or PLATINUM at some point.. otherwise it is a dud

The J.Cole album is coming out after being pushed back 5x, it has no buzz behind it, i doubt it'll do numbers

by maroontiger March 24, 2011

FUCK YOU NUMBER

The financial number at which you can opt not to work.It's different for everyone...but generally speaking...if you buy into the "American Way of Life"...that number is somewhere around 5million liquid.At that point-you have a barrier against "the unforseen"(illness/injury)...or the fully known. (divorce/criminal children)Hefty appettite for booze,sex,and gambling?Triple that number.

Between his ex-wives,children,and jet set travel-James the attorney has a higher FUCK YOU NUMBER than Joe the plumbing contractor.

by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005