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Bitch Nub

A nub of the bitch variety, Typically found in online games
Bitch Nub: weh weh weh
Pwnr : Shut the fuck up you bitch nub

"you see that bitch nub crying?"
by LeeFkinRoy January 12, 2012
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Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.
I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
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Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed
"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"
by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019
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Nub Handles

The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.
Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"

Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"
by NaYmLiS September 2, 2013
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anti-nub

Someone who owns at a videogame and will always own at it. This person particulary targets noobs or nubs for personal enjoyment. An anti-nub is often exposed for being too serious while playing a videogame but doesn't care what other people say.
Anti-nub: THAT'S RIGHT I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS

nub: I'm a level 5, you're level 70

Anti-nub: EXACTLY!
by Gamer1919 April 16, 2011
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turtle nub

A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.
OMG, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so I poured my drink on him.
by weeniekinz June 3, 2011
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Nub On A Shrub

A dance in which someone curves and uncurves their hands over their chest, representing Nub, and makes their legs into a circular shape, representing Shrub, at the same time.
Sam did the Nub on a Shrub dance at recess.
In celebration of her successful math quiz, Olivia did the Nub on a Shrub dance.
by TheRealOceanGirl March 5, 2017
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