Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.

"Ayo bro, stop being a nonce clown!"

by HornyNonce October 24, 2020

Dap Nonce

Fucking dumbass headass stupid idiot who can't say a sentence correctly because he is a bitch.

Elliott Denniss is a Dap Nonce

by John Stephens III October 18, 2020

Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries

Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad

by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021

UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.

Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”

by QueenScottyRoad September 4, 2021

Nonce juice

Combination of orange juice from concentrate and water. Most often used by ugly old men with gout.

“Why is Steve drinking nonce juice?”

“He’s preparing for when he goes to prison”

by Youareugly2020 May 4, 2020