Tear gassed

When you are smoking a blunt/ joint,

when puffing said items, the smoke on the lit end abrasively hovers in and around your eyes thus temporarily causing teary eyes, stinging and/ or involuntary eye closing/ rubbing .

i had the blunt in my lips, i was reading and I tear gassed my self so badly, i had to close and rub my eyes to make the stinging and tears stop.

by SecretProverbs May 31, 2018

Turtle Tears

An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.

The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.

by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017

Ghost tears

Ghost tears are when you feel tears rolling down your face but there are none.

"Last night I felt ghost tears"

by Quill ✍︎ May 13, 2021

Dior Tears

it’s basically tears of joy

Jaden was crying Dior Tears..

by I Hit Different December 21, 2019

Tesla tears

The deep remorse experienced by a person when they just purchased a new Tesla, only to find out there was a significant price drop a few days later.

Tommy has had Tesla tears all day ever since he found out that Elon dropped the price of the Model Y by $5000 just two days after he purchased one.

by Singuclarity September 22, 2023

Mushrik tears

Happens mostly when the mushrik hears the word "tawheed"

Muslim: Fear Allah, follow Tawheed

Mushrik: WHAT?!?! TAWHE-- Ahhhh

Muslim: Die in your rage Kafir, mushrik tears as always

by Mumin_Muwahhid January 16, 2022

gamer tears

Gamer tears is the white liquid produced by men when they proceed to masturbate (aka semen), in this case those who are gamers.

Man! Yesterday my gf drank my gamer tears when she was sucking it!

by Horsey.TikTok January 19, 2019