Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Nakedible

Someone is nakedible, when something about them is making you want to lick or "eat" them.

Hey, did you see Heather's new profile photo? The one with the towel?
Oh yes, she's very nakedible.

by Milayrn Mrnooe January 28, 2012

nakedised

The removal/ or partial removal of someones clothes.

"Who nakedised my character, 'Aspect of Chaos?'"

by Mr. Spontaneous. November 28, 2012

Naked Toast

Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

nahned

Czech slang word to describe that you are going somewhere right-away.

Mark: Guys, are we going to grab some food?
Peter: Nahned

by yung_lancelot February 4, 2017

naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption

Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)

by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017

naked lap

A naked lap happens in a drinking game/bar sport when one person achieves the winning score while the other person fails to make some minimum number of points.

In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.

In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.

Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.

Bro, I naked lapped Marcus in pool yesterday.

When are you running your naked lap, Todd?

by aymoney February 7, 2018