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Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February
by anonymous February 6, 2024
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Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.
“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”
by FegelFatso October 2, 2023
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Mutually Assured Destruction

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships
David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Mutuals Appreciation Day

To appreciate your mutuals on this day.
It’s Mutual Appreciation day! Happy mutuals appreciation day Alex!
by hey827346 November 12, 2023
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Mutumbo jingle

Mutumbo jingle, when two people engage in sexual intercourse (doggy style) except the male goes in doggy and the female goes in and chomps on his testicles from under like Mutumbo the hippopotamus.
Me : dude last night I was over at Ethan’s house and I hit him wit the “Mutumbo jingle” when he was least expecting it!
by ethanandrish May 26, 2024
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mutual glaze

when two entities glaze (extreme, often undeserved support) each other equally.
The mutual glaze between America and Japan is crazy!
by y-urpsedu0nym May 31, 2024
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