milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip

she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Mustache Ride

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.

Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing

by team honey badger December 7, 2011

dick mustache

A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.

He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.

by TangClock March 6, 2009

sandy mustache

to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face

despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"

by asna rosie May 12, 2007

Tough Mustache

Not my problem, do it yourself.

4pm on Friday afternoon, your co-worker tells you that they need you to re-create a file that they deleted. You reply "Tough Mustache, I'm going home"

by SI Crew August 28, 2009

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

red moustache ride

The act of eating a girl out while she is on her period, leaving a red moustache above your lip.

Antonio:Yo bro Belinda was on her period last night but I didn't care.
Kyle:Eww bro you gave her a red moustache ride

by KHer2 March 17, 2010