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Trump Muppet

Complete dick with verbal diarrhea comments that are mouthed without thinking of the consequences.
What a complete Trump Muppet. You're a dick and a complete waste of time. Why should we listen to your shit.
by realkiwidude2 May 2, 2020
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arizona muppet

During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!
Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!
by AzRev January 30, 2022
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Spark Muppet

A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
by kidfromokc April 30, 2023
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Wet Muppet

Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"
That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.
by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003
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big orange muppet with little grabby hands

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands
by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017
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fur muppet

an extremely hairy schwa that has never been shaved or waxed or hasn't been shaved in a looooooong time. i mean long.
i was about to fuck her, but then i saw her fur muppet. ew.
by fadinker October 20, 2006
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Head Down Muppet

A muppet walking with his/her down due to the fact they are indeed a muppet. Or have taken oart in something muppet-orientated.
Man falls over- Head Down Muppet
You loose your wallet- Head Down Muppet
by MoGG84 March 14, 2009
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