Alex moss

Big teeth slot machine

Alex moss is a slot machine

by Did the flash September 25, 2020

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

Moss

A fucking green sponge like plant that grows in "moist" conditions.

"MOIST"

Look at that "MOIST" moss.

by Yourrealname0614 January 4, 2017

moss

a tasty bowl of tobacco paved in a layer of kief.

Janet likes to smoke a moss before binge watching Insecure on HBO.

by Bamuel December 6, 2021

Sadie Moss

Probably a girl who cheers, has a interesting yet fun personality. And if a girl named Sadie is reading this, make sure you choose the right person. I kid who can dance preferably. A kid who can make you laugh and treat you right.

Yeah she’s funny as hell, she’s a Sadie Moss.

by IPausedMyGameToBeHere July 20, 2022

Moss

A nature loving possible witch gender fluid/non-binary person

Moss said they were gonna go foraging for mushrooms again.

by Moss/Clover January 29, 2022

Filthy Moss

When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner

I gave my guy a filthy moss last night

by Evil six April 1, 2023