mornin' hornin'

Someone who wakes up wanting sex.

This girl woke up mornin' hornin' today.

by Welsh Rabbi October 22, 2013

morning after milkshake

When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.

John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)

Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.

by Bryce Harper258 January 11, 2014

Morning Cottonmouth

That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton

Dude last night was so crazy that I ended up waking up with Morning Cottonmouth

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

Morning Baby

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

by timo4001 June 4, 2018

morning rickness

When your pregnant wife has morning sickness and you are so in sync that you get it too.

Palmer was late for work again. He woke up with morning rickness again.

by KegMonster May 25, 2019

Morning would

When a gay man meets another man they're sexually attracted to, and he has no intentions of having sex or being in a relationship with him. He's simply a new acquaintance that he happens to be sexually attracted to. Just as morning wood is natural and harmless, so is this sexual attraction that will lead nowhere but friendship and good wholesome times. The Morning Would can be very intense, but still all okay and because it's normal. does not affect the friendship in negative ways. It's simply an unexpressed attraction because you can express whatever you want, and keep the pure intention of having intelligent conversations and experiences with anyone regardless of uncontrollable inclinations that need not be manifested. Because hey, you might both really like video games or art or swimming or throwing darts or south park or church or pokemon cards or dungeons and dragons or marijuana or making jewelry or existentialism or longboarding or literally anything that is not sticking your dick in their ass because there are unlimited activities.

When I first met Mark, he gave me morning would. I still get it sometimes, but he doesnt care. He loves my back massages, and lets my gay ass cuddle with him sometimes, but that's as far as we'll go affection-wise 'cause he's straight. His girlfriend is super fun to be around. They call me their brother. Some people don't believe me, but I genuinely don't care about sex. They are my homies and I'll love them forever.

by Polarpad370 July 23, 2019

Morning Trumpet

Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.

No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.

After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020