dust mop titties

Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.

Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

pussy mop

Probably the crudest word for a tampon.

Sarah: Shit i've just got my period! Have you got any sanitary products i could use?

Mandy: Yeah sure i think i have a pussy mop you can have.

by sazra May 19, 2005

Dingy Mop

A old woman's very hairy old gray vagina and overgrown taint The overgrowth looks like she's shaking an old, dirty mop head around.

I'm scarred for life brooohhh. I just walked in on my gramma douching herself on the toilet and all I saw was her dingy mop. I feel sick.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2016

piss mop

person who enjoys being urinated on in a sexual manner

Jiinks moved to AZ because Mia is a dirty piss mop.

by preludepilot May 13, 2005

Rubber Mop

A mop that is rubber

Holy Heck is that mop made of rubber?!? It must be a RUBBER MOP!!!!!!!!!!!

by IHaveALotOfFriends July 6, 2017

The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom

Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!

by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015

slut mop

person who basically takes every type of sex and will swallow a cum load or leave it in their ass to sit and may not take a shower until the next day.

I went on a date with Lindsy Lohan and she's such a slut mop, i almost puked and couldn't fuck her!

by JimmyDallas July 9, 2004