moonschwoog

A combination of the words moon cricket and schwoogie most commonly used by white people, in the midwestern states, who dislike using the "N" word in everyday conversation, because it makes them feel uncomfotable and sound racist. The term was originally coined in Columbus, Ohio around 2010.

Whats up Moonschwoog?

What the fuck did you just call me?

I dont know...but it's fun to say.

by thunderjunk July 29, 2011

moons of uranus

can also be spelt as `moons of your anus ` which are potentially found on hairy ass guys where the moons are smaller bits of shit are attached to hairs near the ass

it came out as rabbit shit that clung on like the 'moons of Uranus'

by mmeadow October 11, 2009

moonsturbate

The act of masturbating on the moon.

Dude, I went to the moon last week and moonsturbated!

by MrAllStar December 31, 2011

mooner

Dinner after 9pm

Kate was could not decide what she wanted for dinner, buy the time she had picked it was time for mooner

by mad96 October 20, 2021

piss and moonshine

A group of words that are used to tell someone that something is low on battery. This includes, but is not limited to:
Cell phones, game controllers, wireless keyboards, IPods, IPhones, pagers and handheld gaming systems.
Usually used with "running on" in front of it.

While texting his girlfriend, Jack realized that battery saver was activated. He warned his girlfriend that he may go AWOL for around an hour since his phone was running on piss and moonshine.

by IAmRonPaul October 22, 2013

kyle mooney

when fighting, the act of pinning someone with your head then givin them a punch of 2 peices

damn there all pullin kyle mooneys

by dippyegg November 8, 2010

des moines

on the west side, you have rich high schools kids and parents with good jobs downtown, most of the rich kids like to go "clubbing" in "clubs" on the west side, otherwise they just drive around in thier jettas and mazdas that thier parents bought and they put window tint and walmart subs in. they are generally so bored that they sit around and call everyone they know trying to figure what to do.
south side: straight up gangsta. mostly made of black people, in low-income housing, and sometimes the occasional wigger that moves there to have fun i guess
east side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
north side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place

west des moiner: "hey man, lets go chill downtown and catch some bitches, cuz the bitchez in west des moines are too uptight and bitchy to go out wit us. lets roll in yo jetta dog, blast the subs."
South sider: "shit nigga, that fucker was all up in the heezy and i shot his ass... da fuckin cops showzed up and i fauckin shot doz bitchez too."

by Momper August 11, 2006