Monkous

To exhibit simian qualities.

God, Saleem has such monkous arms.

by Garndass January 9, 2025

Monopolizing the Logic

A rhetorical strategy where one party claims exclusive access to logic, positioning themselves as the sole arbiter of what counts as reasonable and dismissing all other views as illogical. It's not arguing—it's gatekeeping reason itself. By monopolizing logic, the speaker doesn't have to engage arguments; they just declare that their opponents are outside the bounds of reason. The move is powerful because it frames disagreement as pathology, debate as delusion.

Monopolizing the Logic "I'm just being logical—you're being emotional/ideological/irrational." That's Monopolizing the Logic—assuming your framework is logic itself, not one logic among many. Logic doesn't belong to you; reasoning isn't your property. When you monopolize it, you're not arguing—you're excluding."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

Monopolizing the Reason

Similar to Monopolizing Logic, but broader—claiming exclusive access to reason itself, positioning opponents as beyond the pale of rational discourse. The move forecloses debate by defining opponents as unreasonable, irrational, or insane. It's the ultimate conversation-ender: once someone is defined as outside reason, nothing they say needs to be heard.

"There's no point discussing this with you—you're just not being reasonable." That's Monopolizing the Reason—declaring yourself the judge of reason, your opponents the defendants. But reason isn't a possession; it's a capacity we all share. Using it to exclude is using it to dominate."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

monococ

One set of male genitals. Most notably the penis.
One penis.
One who possesses one set of male genitals.
One who is faithful to one and only one male partner or spouse.
A penis that is 1 inch in length when fully aroused.

A 1 inch penis.
One male chicken.

"That one German techno producer has only one cock."

Heidi: "Patricia has never cheated on her partner. She's a "monococ" as it were."
Tenisha: "LMAO a "MONOCOC"? DaaaYm she loyal though!"

Babu Frik: "I could really go for some 1 inch Anzellan cock right about now!"
Yaka Dang: "Bra that monococ would split you in half sport bra!"
Babu Frik: "hUh Heyyyyy!"
Yaka Dang: ".........."

Judd: "Hey Cleetus do ya still have them twin roosters still?"
Cleetus: "Naw Mullet smushed one of them there roosters flatter than 'ol granma's chest!"
Judd: "Turbskiiis!!!!"

by B. M. Fahrtz March 1, 2025

Monobolism

The act of an individual eating their own skin.

I observed a passenger on a bus biting, chewing and consuming their skin around their nails. Monobolism.

by TheOnlyProctor June 23, 2025

monkologist

A person who studies the lives, habits, history of monks

Bro, you went to one meditation retreat and now you're basically a self-certified monkologist

by spiritual insider August 8, 2025

Monogon

A polygon with one side and one vertex.

Drawing a monogon on a flat plane is going to form a circle.

by 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 November 26, 2025